...logging trucks are a mystery. Never seen a new one. They must come from the factory beat up.
...once upon a time years ago when I was a motorcycle nut I was on the interstate behind a logging truck. Something broke and logs started dumping off the side. I was certain it was the end. I closed my eyes and when I opened em back up the truck and the logs were behind me. It was the first time I went into warp drive.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!