Well, if you're up for it, you and I can volunteer to participate in a little program I just heard about at Duke University. We can make damn sure that "shebang" gets a WHOLE new meanin' ... as in ...

I'll guarantee we'll have a lot of laughs before we're through. Whaddaya say, Professor?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence