Pet turtles blamed for salmonella outbreak sickening 37 people, CDC says
They first warned people to not kiss chickens, but health officials are now telling them not to pucker up to their pet turtles.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/08/30/pet-turtles-blamed-for-salmonella-outbreak-sickening-37-people-cdc-says.html
...frogs is safe though and ya gotta kiss a lot of them before ya find a handsome prince.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!