...if only that were the case but alas she won't fetch me beer. She won't even fetch a stick. Last time I said, "Hey make me a cup of coffee." She waved a pencil around in the air like a magic wand and says, "Poof, your a cup of coffee!" I don't want to be known as King Dangerfield, but that's the way it's going.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!