ribit,
You sound like you are stressed out to the max, brother! So, I took the liberty to book you an hour-long ... uh ... therapy session ... at The South Will Rise Again Massage Parlor and Bait Shop. Just ask for Annabelle ...

Uh, yer gonna have to get mz. ribit to drive you to and from yer appointment ... 'cuz after Annabelle straightens out all of yer kinks, you won't be in any shape to operate a motorized vehicle for a few hours, don'tcha know.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence