Hyup .... The closer was a clincher.
“PPS Maybe this is how political correctness begins? Maybe we start by correcting each other’s grammar, and then move on to the business of correcting everything else? Today a missing hyphen, tomorrow a missing monument. Or, maybe not,” he concluded.
Wonderful and uplifting read, Mr.Wizard. Grassy-asses.

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