Moms Mabley tells a story about walking in nyc and coming upon a man with his ear up to the wall of a concrete and steel building. He waves her over and tells her to put her ear up to the wall and listen. She does and don't hear anything so she puts her other ear up to the wall and still don't hear anything.
"I don't hear anything." she tells the guy
"Been like that all day long!" he replies.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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