...several years back mz ribit put a full length mirror on the back of our bedroom door so's she could see how her dress and whatever looked before she went out. She closed the bedroom door while I was in the shower and when I came out of the bathroom I saw this really old nekid guy. If I had my gun on me I woulda shot him.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!