Too bad she went to the dark side, dealing drugs and using them. I suppose the good news is its only marijuana.
Malia Obama Fired From Cushy Internship At Spanish Embassy
How does an 18-year-old girl fresh out of high school land a job as an intern at the US Embassy in Spain? In this case the daughter of a president was moved to the front of the line.
It didn’t last long, however, because just like at home, Malia has issues with staying out of trouble. She was caught, by Embassy Security — aka the US Marines — on the roof of the building burning a doobie.
Folks - I’m the dumbest one but in this case I don’t care. However, I looked up what it is:
Urban Dictionary: doobie
synonymous with joint
Malia was terminated immediately, her room was cleared and she was escorted from the private areas of the embassy to the common area where she could wait to change the dates on her travel visa so she could return home. She was last seen in the lobby when a black SUV pulled up out front and she willingly got in. Looks like Daddy probably saved the day again.
No word now on Malia’s next move. She won’t be starting Harvard this fall and she has no future in government, since all government jobs require drug tests. Maybe she can go to work with her benevolent father collecting huge speaking fees for destroying the country.
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