...when I am king, I am going to have R Lee Ermey (Drill Instructor in Full Metal Jacket) cause he can straighten their arses out. Have that smartass guy from CNN doing pushups throughout the doggone thing.
...then maybe Tom Bodette (motel six commercials) or Garrison Keillor (Prarie Home Companion) cause they have great voices designed specifically not to make anybody angry.
...Jessee Jackson might make a good press secretary if hs isn't involved in some sort of shakedown at the time. Ya can never tell when he might be called away to investimigate something.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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