Democrats rebrand under new slogan – will their product sell?
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/24/democrats-rebrand-under-new-slogan-will-their-product-sell.html
...inside sources say the new slogan will be: "Are you going to believe what we are telling you or are you going to believe your lying eyes?"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!