Im looking for a few things to add to my bucket list to replace things I have given up on. The King thing is starting to look a bit dubious and my goal of being an astronaut is long gone. There's not much left but my "Sponge Bath by Pretty Nurse" fantasy and of course my "Naughty Librarian" fantasy as well as my "Teacher makes me stay after school fantasy".

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!