Forum Home | Log in | Signup | My Page | Rules | FAQ | Boards | Members | Search
« POPE IV Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next

Re: Actual transcripts of court proceedings ... 

By: Beldin in POPE IV | Recommend this post (5)
Tue, 18 Jul 17 12:40 AM | 93 view(s)
Boardmark this board | POPES NEW and Improved Real Board 		Msg. 29364 of 47202
(This msg. is a reply to 29363 by Beldin)
Jump:
Jump to board:
Jump to msg. #

Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?

Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Witness: No.

Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Witness: No.

Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.




Avatar

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence

» You can also:
- - - - -
The above is a reply to the following message:
Re: Actual transcripts of court proceedings ...
By: Beldin in POPE IV
Tue, 18 Jul 17 12:36 AM 		Msg. 29363 of 47202

Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Witness: Are you qualified to ask that question?

« POPE IV Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next