Can't we just put up signs everywhere sayin' that it is an acid-free zone?
I mean ... the fart-bubblers have been tellin' us for years that this works for guns ... right?! And, if ya can't believe clueless dipsh!ts like clo, zzfart, and OCU, then ... well ... nevermind.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence