A friendly note from CNN for me
Komissar al-Blogunov
7/5/2017, 9:30 am
Wow, I just got this note from CNN in my email, on my phone, and in regular mail. It reads…
“Hey, Blogunov, nice satire you got going on there. Gotta admit, it’s funny stuff. But you know what? We at CNN just don’t see it the same way you do. In fact, you seem to be spreading a negative view of our network and our friends at NYT and WaPo.
Here’s a heads up, Blogunov. We know your real name. We know where you live. We know your other online identities.
Let me be plain, Blogunov. We want an apology. And we want you to pull all your negative comments, direct or implied, about us and our buddies in the news business. Do that, and we’ll pretend nothing happened. I mean, if somebody “accidentally” leaked your address, you never know if a bunch of really angry antifas might show up at your house. That would be just awful, and we’re trying to help you avoid all that unpleasantness. You see, we’re not just concerned about you, but your family, too.
In the future, Bloggy, we recommend you just mind your own business and keep your trap shut. That would be the healthy choice.
Sincerely,
Your Friends at CNN”
This is really touching. Not only do they call me, little ol’ me, their friend, they seem really concerned about me, my future, my family, and my well being. I really had no idea I was this big of a deal.
How about the rest of you, comrades? Anybody else get a similar note?
ThePeoplesComrade
7/5/2017, 11:14 am
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I don't think this is a "very full-throated, genuine, honest apology". You had better try again Mister or CNN will publish your real name.
Offline Comrade Putout
7/5/2017, 12:03 pm
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Bloggy™ - you'd better not show them this picture of you and President Trump greeting Rachel in Afghanistan!
Ivan the Stakhanovets
7/5/2017, 12:23 pm
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CNN sent that? It's real. Believe every word of it or accept the consequences. I didn't believe a story about climate change, and guess what? SUMMER. Don't ask questions, just comply.
Red Square
7/5/2017, 2:38 pm
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An updated and improved CNN logo: The Cosa Nostra Network.
Papa Kalashnikook
7/5/2017, 3:00 pm
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Holy Mother of St Barnabus! I've already sent a mocking gif of CNN to Trump!! Help Me!! HELP ME!!
Red Square
7/5/2017, 3:44 pm
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CNN needs to expand and hire more staff to track down and destroy all these meme-criminals.
Mrs. Red Square
7/5/2017, 4:00 pm
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Where No Prez Has Gone Before...
Margaret
7/5/2017, 4:19 pm
Offline $.$. Halliburton
7/5/2017, 4:44 pm
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CNN didn't expect the expected.
Papa Kalashnikook
7/5/2017, 5:01 pm
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Komrades, let us hope that United Airlines and CNN don't collude on their customer service departments.
Offline Mrs. Red Square
7/5/2017, 5:15 pm
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PRESIDENT TRUMP vs. Fake News CNN MEME CONTEST! $1000 Prize (courtesy of TheConservativeTreehouse.com)
Here's my submission (probably one of many):
Offline Papa Kalashnikook
7/5/2017, 9:38 pm
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....and much more fun ...
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/a-friendly-note-from-cnn-for-me-t19564.html
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