Man Eluding Parole Officer Survives 8th-Floor Jump, Police Say
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/07/nyregion/manhattan-man-jump-housing-complex.html
...8th floor? Who was his parole officer, HIllary?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!