Thanks, Lkorrow. Only 153 possiblities. That narrows it down!
I suspect number 133: RICIN POISONING. That's just the sort of thing our crafty terrorist friends on Pfffft would employ.
My temperature peaked at 102 around midnight. I took Tylenol throughout the night and today feel much better. I'm not counting on it being over, though. I've never had an ailment that came on so fast and went away this quickly - except for the time I sat on a thumbtack. I still have the dry cough. Durned ricin.