This just in from the G20 summit
...rioters and protesters are rioting and protesting against capitalism. In countries where capitalism has already been replaced by socialism/communism, rioters are being shot, run over by tanks or dragged off to gulags and given a pretty stiff production quota for widgets.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!