"Ya can't hardly get hurt falling off a pig."
Don't know 'bout that, ribit ... some of the feral hogs runnin' 'round these days are nasty, mean lil' bastards. We have a long way to go in tryin' to thin out the herd of those ever-increasing critters 'round here. Feral hogs and coyotes - they multiply like bunny rabbits.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence