My Suppository Joke
...mother in law goes to the doctor says he butt hurts and itches and burns all the time. Doctor takes a look and says she has hemmoroids. Gives her a box of suppositories told her to take one in the am and one at bedtime and to come back in two weeks and they would see how she was doing.
...two weeks go by and she goes back to the doctor.
Your a fricken quack you dunno anything about medicine at all!
..."didn't those suppositories help you at all?"
..."for all the good them things done me I coulda stuck em up my ass."

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!