...for a mere pittance you guys can get a golden toad

which is worth whatever I say it is when ya buy it and worth whatever I say it is when ya sell it back to me. These are virtual toads not actual toads and they are made of simulated tin. No actual toads exist.
(...that was the disclaimer part. I hate it when they make me put that in. Hurts sales.)

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!