Absolute BEST response of the month - ROTFLMAO!
That is right up there with:
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, Ill let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
and
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said, "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of your pickup several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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