wig
...we had three of our finer citizens go into a waffle house to rob it. The fourth was the get away driver. The three who went in all had guns. The first two was yelling and screaming and waving their guns around and number three wanted to get in on the fun. He drew his gun and fired hitting number two in the ass. Number two turned around and shot number three in the chest. Number 1 ran out the door to find that the getaway driver had gotten away as soon as the shooting started. Number one was caught in the woods shortly thereafter. The getaway driver wrecked and was caught. The guy shot in the ass went to the hospital. Number three was shot in the chest and he went directly to the morgue did not pass go, did not collect $200.00

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!