However, I certainly don't blame her for ditching "Remedios" for "clo" as a first name, don'tcha know!
Man Gets Home Confinement After Robbing Bank to Get Away from Wife
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-gets-home-confinement-after-robbing-bank-to-get-away-from-wife/ar-BBCJvRe?ocid=spartanntp
Lawrence John Ripple, who wanted to go to prison to get away from his wife, has instead been sentenced to six months home confinement and 50 hours of community service for bank robbery on Tuesday, said federal prosecutors.
The 71-year-old Ripple pleaded guilty to one count of bank robbery in January, and originally faced 37 months in prison.
The FBI said he walked into a bank, and gave the teller a note: "I have a gun give me your cash." Ripple got $2,924 for the effort, but instead of running, he stayed, and gave himself up to authorities.
Ripple wrote out his demand note in front of his wife Remedios Ripple and told her he'd rather be in jail than at home. Ripple then walked to the bank and robbed it.
Poor bastard ... apparently crime really and truly does NOT pay! The judge must have been one twisted, sadistic pussyhat.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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