And that reminds me...
You remember that little trickle of water that caused me so much grief with my driveway? Well, I told the guy doing the excavating that if he gets bored, he could go to the area where the trickle gets wide and deep and change it from being backyard swimming pool sized to something bigger (Olympic swimming pool sized?). If he gets bored.
He says he'd be happy to - if he gets bored - but later, after the septic guy is done writing reports to the government describing the wetland conditions on my property.
I think he might be on to something.