BREAKING NEWS: Jared Kushner
Sources report that in the seventh grade Jared Kushner (allegedly as part of a class room assignment) located Russia on a globe. A clear indicator that this relationship has been around for an extended time. Washington insiders are astounded at this new development.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!