...speakin of smoking, a guy gets some of them quit smoking patches from his doctor. Doc tells him to put one on ever six hours. Couple of weeks goes by and he calls the doc. SAys he has a problem with the patches. "What kind of problem"? asks the doc
..."running out of places to put them!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!