captain
I rode one of them three wheel jobs for awhile. Directed a lot of traffic and wrote a few parking tickets. Back then the parking tickets were made in winnepeg canada and we called em winnipegs. Dunno what they were made out of but ya almost couldn't write on em at all. If they was wet or even just damp from there being moisture in the air or butt sweat from carrying em around in yer pocket ya couldn't write on em. Them pens that would work in outer space wouldn't write on a winnipeg. If ya did happen to get one written a half hour or so later somebody would call ya up and want ya to toss it for a pal. Hardly worth the effort.
That kid in the top pic looks dangerous. I woulda tazed him.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
| 
