http://twitchy.com/samj/2024/05/02/ucla-demands-list-n2395810
UCLA students have released their 'demands' and X can't stop laughing.
Reading through this, we can hardly blame them.
Take a look.
leekern (@leekern13) ~ The list of UCLA student demands. You will note they insist on NO BAGELS ...
Okay ... we got your list, so here's what we got for ya ...
No bagels.
No packaged food.
No COFFEE?!
Oh, and the part about the gloves for small hands? HA HA HA HA HA. That freakin' figures.
Yep ... not only are they mental pygmies, they're also delicate lil' wallflowers physically, as well. ROTFLMAO!
Tracy (@WescoeHall) ~ Please tell me this isn't real. Bagels/no bagels aside, if you are going to protest then you need to pay your own damn way. Hot food? Seriously. Who raised these people?
Who raised them? Easy ... white, feminist Karens.
Austin (@Austin5Fe) ~ Send them hundreds of bagels from a Jewish deli.
And bananas.
Don't forget the bananas.
Jeremy Isenberg (@jeremyisenberg) ~ Going to be wild when they find out the EpiPen was invented by a Jew, likely a Zionist.
Ya think the Hamas snowflakes with banana allergies are going to refuse an emergency dose of Epinephrine to prevent anaphylactic shock because the EpiPen was invented by a Jew??? Sure hope so.
Based Ken (@justbasedken) ~ “Especially for small hands” ... hahahahahahha!
We LOL'd as well.
curious_pete (@pete_gb) ~ Obviously don't need any more nuts either.
We see what Pete did there.
Heh.
Fruits, flakes, OR nuts.
This joke list SHOULD be funny ... and it is funny, but only because it could be part of the real list.
Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) ~ BREAKING: I have just obtained an updated Google Doc with a list of further urgent needs:
Now, THERE is their definitive list!
Non-binary tampons.
Ok, we're done here.
HA HA HA HA HA!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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