Alarm went off this morning. Radio was on my favorite (make that favo-rite) shitkicker station. They was playing Railroad Lady by Lefty Frizzell. I looked over at my framed autographed pic of Ron White hanging over the fireplace and said, "It's gonna be a good day tater!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!