...but, but, but sunlight is being rationed. It comes up three hours later in the west coast than it does in the east and it goes down three hours later. This is so everybody can have "some" sunshine until this gubmint shutdown is over.
...it is also being reported that water will only run downhill at this time.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!