Already too late for THAT, ribit!
I bet it takes a tub of Crisco and two crowbars to get those shorts off of her, don'tcha know! Hmmmm ... maybe in a sneaky sort of way, it's her daddy's way of puttin' a "chastity belt" on her ... the devious bastard!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence