Looks like you've enchanted keystone, as well as zzfart.
Per keystone, "Go grab your wive's crotch ribit and explain what a pedophile is to your granddaughter."
keystone is obviously NOT going to win any spelling bees, so it makes one wonder ... does it not ... whether keystone is actually one of zzfart's multiple personalities?
Among keystone's fantasies is this lil' gem - "I will delight in watching Watersport Trump get Obamed by the people."
"Obamed"??? And as for "the people," they just elected him to be POTUS - 'nuf said.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence