Jamie Lee Schmude was arrested on November 24th after crashing her car in Florida. Apparently, she had no shirt on, and her unbuttoned jeans were down around her thighs. Unsurprisingly, her car reeked of booze.
http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2016/12/08/todays-florida-man-is-a-half-naked-drunk-woman/


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence