Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Donald steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to Hillary, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie.ā€¯ I will definitely win the election.
Hillary says to Donald, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry, and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives her a pastry. Hillary swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives her another one.
Then Hillary asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
Hillary replies, "Look in Donald's pocket."
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