Iranian nuclear scientists were getting wacked all over the place. This particular nuclear scientist discovered the God of Money on a haj to Mecca.
He reappeared "kidnapped" in the US in the Dominion of Virginia!! Home of the nefarious CIA.
While there he got a text message from Iran explaining that his children would be made into hamburgers and fed to their mother.
Rethinking his conversion to 5 million in US cash, he decided to go back to Iran.
Good to see the Iranian nuclear program hanging its own scientists.