Lowes has a pretty decent Multi-Tool (kobalt) for $6.50 or thereabouts. I can't see a lot of difference between it and the ones they sell for $79.95 at the big box sporting goods stores. It has a couple of screwdriver heads, a knife, a couple of can openers and a set of pliars with it. The HILLARY CLINTON model comes with a built in Handcuff Key.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!