Did ya ever see one of them apocalyptic movies where they seem to be out of everything except gasoline, ammunition and cigarettes? A real survival scenario ammo and gas will be the first things to go. As for ciggy's, if you is a smoker ya oughta quit anyhow. Them things will stunt your growth.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!