Border patrol agents at JFK Airport nabbed a woman who allegedly tried to sneak into New York City with half a pound of cocaine stuffed in her vagina.
http://nypost.com/2016/02/26/woman-caught-with-half-pound-of-cocaine-in-her-vagina/
...an inside source traveling with Bill Clinton on the campaign trail, adviszes that this would be about the size of a pringles can. (Or a humidor).

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!