I have no political agenda.
...telling someone to stick a constitutional amendment up their ass is part of a political agenda.
Your reasoning is circuitous.
...yep, I keep coming back around to the truth no matter how hard ya try to divert me.
Your arguments tend to be often fallacious
...just stretching the truth so ya get more of it.
frequently funny
...always funny!
and usually fatally flawed
...just using absurdity to make fun of the absurd.
What I find most endearing about you is your consistency.
...my wit and charm are exceeded only by my humility.
If you wrap a pile of horse shit in the Constitution, you don't get Holy Shit.
...just pointing out that we are a nation of laws, not a nation of men (make that persons). If we have a law we do not like we have to change it. We cannot just ignore the ones we don't like.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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