
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
On that particular day there was no hydrocarbon being released into the atmosphere by humans, as there were none.
God saw what he had created and rejoiced in the pristine waters and the clear blue skies.
At this point in time since creation few are left who deny global warming, other than these nihilist losers running for the Republican nomination, ersatz scientists with opinions that differ from 95% of their peers, and silly old men who post in chat rooms.