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Central Florida theaters issue alert on safety measures

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/local-theaters-alert-moviegoers-on-safety-measures/34383390

...they want moviegoers to report any kind of suspicious activity in theatres which remindeth me of a story.

Guy goes to a movie with his pet duck. They won't let him in so he puts on his raincoat so he can smuggle the duuck in underneath it. Gets in the movie, gets seated and undoes a button on his raincoat so the duck can stick his head out.

Woman sittin next to him leans over to her friend and says, let's move, this guy sittin next to me has his johnson hanging out the front of his raincoat.

Just ignore him say da friend.

I can't, it's eating my popcorn.




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