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...even as pure and perfect as I am, without blemish or flaw, I would hesitate to run for public office cause of things the media might take out of context about me. There was a perfectly good reason I was stark nekid, covered in whipped cream and chasing that chicken down the road. Im gonna tell ya what that reason was just as soon as I can think of it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!