http://nsidc.org/greenland-today/
Somewhere in Greenland there is an Eskimo named Nanook of the North.
Nanook left his igloo and took a piss on a big chunk of ice, this increasing the Greenland Ice Cap.
The Ice Cap is increasing. Al Gore is a communist.
Barrack Obama's Dad was a Nigerian Communist Youth Volunteer.
And all is well in the land of idiocy.
And politicizing science will surely lead us to the promised land.