The one at the top of the ballot becomes President.
The other 535 get parking spots in the basement South of the Capitol Building.
Obama gets pick up and delivery at the East Door of the White House.
When one of the 535 has something to say, nobody gives a shit.
When Obama speaks the entire fucking world shuts up and listens.
Obama runs the free world.
Everybody else is bullshit.
That is the State of the Union, and thus the State of the World.
Union Forever