Santa Results at the ribit house.
I got mz ribit some jewelry. Wimmenz always like jewelry. Got her some perfume too. Wimmena always like perfume also. I bought a Rosetta Stone thingy for learning to speak Spanish as is spoken in Mexico, South America and most border states. Between my kids and mz ribit I got (brace yourself):
Two camouflage hunting coats, (one for cool weather, one for cold weather a set of camouflage pajama's, a knife which could be used for beheading hippopotamuusses, and a box of .45 cal hydra shock's for my .45, a box of 12 gauge 00 buckshot for my shotgun, and some of that camouflage makeup like schwartzenegger wore in "Predator".
It brought tears to my eyes.