The teenage son of Mayor Rahm Emanuel was the victim of a robbery outside the mayor’s Lakeview home Friday night, according to the Chicago Sun Times.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/12/20/police-robbery-reported-across-the-street-from-mayors-home/
...he shoulda put up a "Crime Free Zone" sign in front of his house. Works wonders I'm told. Recommended by Neighborhood Organizers everywhere.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!