joe
...I am the most lovable guy in the world, that is why you want to be my BFF. I know that you are just upset because you lost the recent election for president of my fan club. You must be strong and realize that there will be another election next year and work toward winning then. Remember to be like me. Have the strength of ten because your heart is pure.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!