Wipe myself?
What is your anal fixation and how does it relate to the words of Thomas Jefferson?
I have a degree in English and a law degree.
I can understand Thomas Jefferson quite well.
The words of the Preamble are the essence of the American Revolution. That is not my opinion my friend, that is a statement of fact.
I do not lecture. I do not proselytize. I do not preach. Especially not to assholes.
I find it especially odious to see a chatroom such as this trashed by a cabal of semi literate geriatrics incapable of adding much more than their filth and their rage.
You do a fine job.
You are not in a barroom farting, picking your ass, and trying to impress the ladies. You are in a public chatroom.
Try to communicate as a human being might.