Thieves steal pumpkins grown by preschoolers
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26507806/thieves-steal-pumpkins-grown-by-preschoolers
...well, them preschoolers didn't grow dat!!!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!